The Midaic Republic of Midand is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Midaic Chairman Axel Vodden with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, aversion to nipples, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, humorless population of 10.266 billion Midandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Midandia. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Midandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,020 trillion Midoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 196,791 Midoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The skeletons of lost tourists litter the ground of the Great Midandian Desert, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country, pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts, and soldiers are equipped with multi-million Mido battlesuits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Midand's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Midand is ranked 3,280^th in the world and 97^th in the South Pacific for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100.42 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.