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Largest Retail Industry: 477thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 596thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 626th
The Republic of
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Population5.077 billion

CapitalRalphburg Island
LeaderRalph the terrier

Animalbig smoldog

The Republic of Ralphburg is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Ralph the terrier with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, public floggings, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.077 billion Ralphburgers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ralphburg Island. The average income tax rate is 68.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ralphburgian economy, worth a remarkable 1,316 trillion Dogecoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 259,347 Dogecoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Calling Ralph the terrier a tyrant is seen as the ultimate compliment, students abandon classrooms for online education, hospitals in Ralphburg are too busy serving the needs of the South Pacific to see Ralphburgers, and Ralph the terrier's online image is the very model of a modern major leader. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ralphburg's national animal is the big smoldog, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Ralphburg is ranked 250,560th in the world and 11,988th in the South Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -80.49 on the Hayek Index.

Largest Retail Industry: 477thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 596thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 626thMost Influential: 1,124thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,414thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,629thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 3,072ndMost Secular: 3,216thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,429thHighest Average Incomes: 3,522ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,259thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,520thLowest Crime Rates: 4,969thMost Efficient Economies: 5,312thMost Developed: 5,419thLargest Governments: 5,761stMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,943rdSmartest Citizens: 6,364thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,986thRudest Citizens: 7,449thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,541stMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,094thLargest Black Market: 9,013thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,575thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,884thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,033rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,141stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10,869thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,505thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,708thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,770thTop
Most Cultured: 13,700thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,381stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,725thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,185thHighest Economic Output: 15,466thLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,989thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,065thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,899thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,532ndLongest Average Lifespans: 20,691st
Largest Retail Industry: 22nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 29th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 50th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 64th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 79th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 80th in the regionMost Influential: 88th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 91st in the regionMost Secular: 100th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 101st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 101st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 108th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 142nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 142nd in the regionLargest Governments: 145th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 145th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 159th in the regionMost Developed: 163rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 189th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 206th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 218th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 236th in the regionRudest Citizens: 238th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 247th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 264th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 284th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 294th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 298th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 355th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 386th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 402nd in the regionMost Cultured: 414th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 437th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 439th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 439th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 446th in the regionMost Stationary: 477th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 478th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 544th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 600th in the regionTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 632nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 649th in the regionLargest Populations: 659th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 671st in the regionNudest: 1,192nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 1,241st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ralphburg was endorsed by The Insane Zombie Nudist Colony of LadyRebels.
  • : Ralphburg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Ralphburg, Ralph the terrier's online image is the very model of a modern major leader.
  • : Following new legislation in Ralphburg, hospitals in Ralphburg are too busy serving the needs of the South Pacific to see Ralphburgers.
  • : Following new legislation in Ralphburg, students abandon classrooms for online education.
  • : Following new legislation in Ralphburg, calling Ralph the terrier a tyrant is seen as the ultimate compliment.
  • : Following new legislation in Ralphburg, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • : Ralphburg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Ralphburg voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Safe Disposal of Nuclear Waste".
  • : Following new legislation in Ralphburg, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines.


World Assembly

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