The Support Ukraine of Jammlandia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King of Jammlandia with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed population of 4.328 billion Jamlanders have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Jam Factory. The average income tax rate is 92.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jammlandian economy, worth 862 trillion Jamcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 199,176 Jamcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets, one does not simply walk into the tundra, citizens may cast their vote over the internet or phone, and marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jammlandia's national animal is the Jam Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Church of Jam.

Jammlandia is ranked 14,381^st in the world and 408^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 8,911.31 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.