The Commonwealth of Yellunstryer is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Max Alfred with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, national health service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 10.772 billion Yellunstrians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Melchester. The average income tax rate is 68.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yellunstryerian economy, worth a remarkable 2,041 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 189,519 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Stage mothers commonly give their children the nickname 'Cash', excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage, and wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations". Crime is totally unknown. Yellunstryer's national animal is the horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnostic Atheism.

Yellunstryer is ranked 245,246^th in the world and 11,945^th in the South Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 2 crimes per hour.