The People's Republic of Parkintopia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Sunni Fa'asavalu with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.082 billion Parkintopians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bolu Bolu. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The powerhouse Parkintopian economy, worth 333 trillion Sables a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 108,002 Sables, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every school is receiving a brand new eraser, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Parkintopian grocery store, and Parkintopia has designated Bolu Bolu as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Parkintopia's national animal is the Llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Parkintopia is ranked 2,313^th in the world and 64^th in the South Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 96.17 percentage of bribes refused.