The Empire of Itani is a massive, genial nation, ruled by King William IV with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 4.49 billion Itanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alinor. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Itanian economy, worth 978 trillion Crowns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 217,907 Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The law says it's okay to sell a bomb to a terrorist so long as they promise not to detonate it, the nation's war memorials are being torn down and replaced with peace gardens, children are raised bilingual from an early age, and conspiracy theorists allege Alinor's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Itani's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Faith of the Eight.

Itani is ranked 23,825^th in the world and 1,179^th in the South Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 75.81 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.