A People forged by fire, a Nation born from the Ashes
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,605thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,911thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,012th
The Empire of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population4.49 billion

LeaderKing William IV
FaithFaith of the Eight


The Empire of Itani is a massive, genial nation, ruled by King William IV with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 4.49 billion Itanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alinor. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Itanian economy, worth 978 trillion Crowns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 217,907 Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The law says it's okay to sell a bomb to a terrorist so long as they promise not to detonate it, the nation's war memorials are being torn down and replaced with peace gardens, children are raised bilingual from an early age, and conspiracy theorists allege Alinor's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Itani's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Faith of the Eight.

Itani is ranked 23,825th in the world and 1,179th in the South Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 75.81 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,605thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,911thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,012thNicest Citizens: 2,072ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,087thHealthiest Citizens: 2,122ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,192ndMost Influential: 2,270thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,381stLowest Crime Rates: 2,492ndHighest Food Quality: 2,540thTop
Largest Governments: 2,773rdMost Inclusive: 2,792ndMost Cultured: 2,848thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,047thMost Efficient Economies: 3,047thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,177thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,199thMost Developed: 3,278thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,535thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,838thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,095thSmartest Citizens: 4,098thBest Weather: 4,779thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,818thHighest Average Incomes: 5,840thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,060thMost Pacifist: 6,547thMost Patriotic: 6,694thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,709thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,992ndRudest Citizens: 8,795thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,868thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,991stMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,034thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,287thSafest: 13,032ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,328thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 17,447thMost Secular: 19,422ndHighest Economic Output: 21,773rdMost Income Equality: 23,825th
Longest Average Lifespans: 54th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 55th in the regionNicest Citizens: 60th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 62nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 63rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 69th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 71st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 72nd in the regionMost Cultured: 73rd in the regionLargest Governments: 75th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 76th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 81st in the regionMost Inclusive: 84th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 88th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 93rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 97th in the regionMost Developed: 101st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 109th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 110th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 114th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 117th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 131st in the regionMost Patriotic: 157th in the regionBest Weather: 160th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 163rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 177th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 188th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 193rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 197th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 201st in the regionMost Influential: 221st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 241st in the regionMost Pacifist: 241st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 257th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 258th in the regionRudest Citizens: 277th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 277th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 374th in the regionSafest: 450th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 487th in the regionNudest: 518th in the regionMost Stationary: 550th in the regionMost Secular: 588th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 620th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 749th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 944th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,116th in the regionMost Income Equality: 1,179th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Itani was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in Itani, conspiracy theorists allege Alinor's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols.
  • : Following new legislation in Itani, children are raised bilingual from an early age.
  • : Itani voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Confederacy of Layem"".
  • : Itani endorsed The Allied States of Driodal.
  • : Itani was endorsed by The Allied States of Driodal.
  • : Following new legislation in Itani, the nation's war memorials are being torn down and replaced with peace gardens.
  • : Following new legislation in Itani, the law says it's okay to sell a bomb to a terrorist so long as they promise not to detonate it.
  • : Itani voted for the World Assembly Resolution "End Collective Punishment".
  • : Following new legislation in Itani, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 131 » Hanguk-Nippon, Tsunamy, Anserisa, Amerion, Volaworand, Land Without Shrimp, Farengeto, Wehraboos, Bawkie, Kringalia, Bleakfoot, Mapico, Beepee, PenguinPies, Holy Free, Marinho Islands, West Pastafaria, Shefino, The Worst army of, Corgitopiaa, Auphelia, Laamiva, Jehenna, Ralphburg, Sandaoguo, Drugged Monkeys, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Midand, Concrete Slab, Andinla, Myness, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Ebonhand, USNE2018, Aidenfieeld, Tepertopia, Phanama, Rebel-topia, Sedunn, Abarri, Yellunstryer, Obscure Sorrows, Treir, Nowa Europa, Truskawkoland, Holota, Pencil Sharpeners 2, NIGHTRAY, Westenhald, Enplatia, and 81 others.Noimosini, Herbert Island, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Freedoom, Ragabania, Kaleidescooptopia, Beblahbleblo, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Danily, Linguiniland, New Sanet, Kiani, Anatasha, United States of Belvaria, Drystar, Drew Durrnil, Saciu, Damn Frigid Wastelands, Yaravia, Steviland, The naked people, Malmsia, Darakin, Al Madhaa, Gonrati, Arvan Irawer, The Island of Sorna, Immund, Cereskia 2, Ambirich, Arscanesia, Society of Likeminded Individuals, Raidener, The Haughtherlands, Achemar, Kanatian Percocet, Ostavaria, Stephastan, Cucutenium, Chernaya Zvezda, Banglazstrogaria, Sou Avida, Eleuthelrium, Faria Thew, Makinius, Willing Mind, Ever Testing, Erstavik, Mavenu, Donat Invadia, Kanskje, Uunited Islands, Kricivk, Villa Caruso, Aurcania, Ipugao, Venezia Pacifica, Goom Bay, Brazilian impero2, Flumenvallis, Shintoese, Esterwood, Leighester, North Pernambuco, New American Dictatorship, Leimarite Empire, Martiland, Oppalli, Froshar, Auviantan Outh Islands, Great Lothian, TescoPepsi, Mnemnovia, Tyrantistica, Fiparna, Comfed, Antwerpen1, Eae, Shadeth, LadyRebels, and Driodal.