The Empire of Itani is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by King William IV with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cheerful population of 13.73 billion Itanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alinor. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Itanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,528 trillion Crowns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 256,957 Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Old cars must undergo mandatory sensitivity training, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, and drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Itani's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Faith of the Eight.

Itani is ranked 1,033^rd in the world and 24^th in the South Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 98.54 on the Human Development Index.