The Second Socialist Republic of Doundaly is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Kenton Rowe with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.191 billion Doundalians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pratka. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Doundalian economy, worth a remarkable 2,179 trillion galds a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 165,232 galds, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Universities spend millions removing ivy from their walls to avoid accusations of elitism, dessert dishes make up the Doundalian breakfast menu, celebrity chefs are thought to be the progenitors of all food, and a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Doundaly's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Doundaly is ranked 278,151^st in the world and 3,550^th in the South Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -7.58 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.