The Grand Weirdom of The Weirdo is a massive, genial nation, ruled by The Weirdo with an even hand, and notable for its vat-grown people, free-roaming dinosaurs, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, humorless population of 4.847 billion Weirdos have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of a weird city. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Weird economy, worth a remarkable 1,097 trillion weird papers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 226,365 weird papers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, the government loves seeing the little people fight, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, and retail stores have reported mile-long lines after the ban on video games was lifted. Crime is totally unknown. The Weirdo's national animal is the weirm, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Weirdism.

The Weirdo is ranked 7,285^th in the world and 89^th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 76.39 flags saluted per person per day.