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Most Armed: 469thFattest Citizens: 563rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 620th
The Armed Republic of
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Population6.49 billion

LeaderLexi Zaelin


The Armed Republic of Zaelith is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Lexi Zaelin with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.49 billion Zaelithians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zael. The average income tax rate is 3.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Zaelithian economy, worth a remarkable 1,683 trillion Zils a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 259,360 Zils, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Belief that Lexi Zaelin is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass, and studio executives abandon tragic stories of star-crossed lovers because "it's been done". Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Zaelith's national animal is the Roadkill, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Zaelinthia.

Zaelith is ranked 1,912th in the world and 49th in the South Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 171.6 on the Hayek Index.

Most Armed: 469thFattest Citizens: 563rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 620thMost Avoided: 680thLargest Retail Industry: 752ndHighest Crime Rates: 779thHighest Disposable Incomes: 981stLargest Gambling Industry: 1,072ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,105thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,120thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,149thMost Influential: 1,759thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,787thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,912thMost Secular: 2,038thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,416thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,712thMost Efficient Economies: 2,807thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,826thRudest Citizens: 2,880thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,307thHighest Average Incomes: 3,521stLargest Insurance Industry: 3,525thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,124thLargest Mining Sector: 4,988thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,776thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,897thNudest: 6,983rdMost Patriotic: 7,098thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,482ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,563rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,618thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,638thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,266thLargest Black Market: 8,526thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,652ndHighest Economic Output: 11,660thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,474thLargest Governments: 18,042ndMost Stationary: 20,262nd
Fattest Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Armed: 21st in the regionMost Avoided: 23rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 23rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 25th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 33rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 33rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 34th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 35th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 36th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 42nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 49th in the regionMost Secular: 59th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 60th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 63rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 74th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 78th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 93rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 97th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 100th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 123rd in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 127th in the regionLargest Black Market: 134th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 136th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 147th in the regionNudest: 161st in the regionMost Influential: 162nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 165th in the regionMost Patriotic: 169th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 175th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 183rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 188th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 201st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 207th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 231st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 243rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 248th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 320th in the regionMost Stationary: 382nd in the regionLargest Governments: 488th in the regionLargest Populations: 547th in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 636th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 933rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 942nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zaelith, studio executives abandon tragic stories of star-crossed lovers because "it's been done".
  • : Following new legislation in Zaelith, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass.
  • : Following new legislation in Zaelith, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate.
  • : Following new legislation in Zaelith, belief that Lexi Zaelin is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Zaelith, seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu'.
  • : Following new legislation in Zaelith, all news sources are under strict government control.
  • : Following new legislation in Zaelith, billions are being spent on a new island airport.
  • : Following new legislation in Zaelith, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
  • : Zaelith was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector and Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Zaelith, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 169 » Wehraboos, Beepee, Tsunamy, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Volaworand, Aidenfieeld, Land Without Shrimp, Jehenna, Hanguk-Nippon, The Solar System Scope, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Curlyhoward, The Two Jerseys, Yellunstryer, Bear Connors Paradiso, Kiasu-ism, Pax Dracon, Darakin, Nowa Europa, Farengeto, Havenfell, Los Lonley Boys, Ancient Slobovia, Rebel-topia, Abarri, Blaash, USNE2018, Oreo States, Antarctic Empires, Wese Zippopiteradgil, Sedunn, Amerion, Mapico, Nova Montron, Sthalrim, Fighting Kawi Ninja, North Kanuckistan, The naked people, Bleakfoot, PenguinPies, Bawkie, Tioloman, Ebonhand, Kringalia, West Pastafaria, Anserisa, Ralphburg, The Worst army of, Holy Free, Marinho Islands, and 119 others.Shefino, Andinla, Auphelia, Laamiva, Corgitopiaa, Sandaoguo, Myness, Drugged Monkeys, Midand, Concrete Slab, Tepertopia, Phanama, Calistan, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Blondiesland, Holota, Treir, Truskawkoland, Western Fardelshufflestein, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Arvan Irawer, Westenhald, Noimosini, Shuckle Empire, Enplatia, Oxyliteral, The Island of Sorna, Bohenia, Freedoom, Herbert Island, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Ragabania, Unojo, Kaleidescooptopia, Beblahbleblo, Aoz, Doundaly, Kiani, Danily, Linguiniland, New Sanet, Anatasha, Drew Durrnil, Indolos, Saciu, CostaLisa, Damn Frigid Wastelands, New Plant, Yaravia, Malmsia, Maeiland, Gonrati, Andrendia, Steviland, Immund, Cereskia 2, The Imperial Of Notsep, Ambirich, Piscantium, Uvalor, Arscanesia, The Haughtherlands, Achemar, Kanatian Percocet, Ostavaria, GERMAN EMPIER, Stephastan, Akimera, Chernaya Zvezda, Banglazstrogaria, Sou Avida, Eltrora, Eleuthelrium, A Place Somewhere, Omalayia, Makinius, Elora Nation, Willing Mind, Ever Testing, Erstavik, Cucutenium, Venezia Pacifica, Donat Invadia, Berusturg, Mom Theate, Aurcania, Bonobiana, Villa Caruso, Ranra, Brazilian impero2, Flumenvallis, Bod Wareenaland, Esterwood, Monaque, Oppalli, North Pernambuco, Martiland, Leimarite Empire, New American Dictatorship, Crystal Creation, Great Lothian, Nidon, Froshar, Auviantan Outh Islands, The republic of Konsa, TescoPepsi, Mnemnovia, Khal Papax, Tyrantistica, Fiparna, ARIAPOLIS01, Sarasevo, Bistritza, Comfed, Antwerpen1, Eae, Fankuwo, Shadeth, and Merevane.