|Capital||Village of Noobs|
The Worst States of The Worst army of is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Dictator Eric with an iron fist, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.43 billion Worst armen are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt government prioritizes Administration, although Industry, Defense, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Village of Noobs. The average income tax rate is 73.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Worst arman economy, worth a remarkable 1,222 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Retail, Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 190,153 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.
Conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best, and parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Worst army of's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best.
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors.
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, the nation's gigantic air force is both respected and feared.
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication.
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, hordes of faceless civil servants are running cities.
- : The Worst army of was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room.
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