1 + 1 = 1 Dictator Eric
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 511thLargest Gambling Industry: 951stLargest Retail Industry: 1,020th
The Worst States of
Iron Fist Consumerists
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The Worst army of

Population6.43 billion

CapitalVillage of Noobs
LeaderDictator Eric


The Worst States of The Worst army of is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Dictator Eric with an iron fist, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.43 billion Worst armen are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Administration, although Industry, Defense, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Village of Noobs. The average income tax rate is 73.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Worst arman economy, worth a remarkable 1,222 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Retail, Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 190,153 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best, and parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Worst army of's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

The Worst army of is ranked 12,016th in the world and 382nd in the South Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,398.42 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 511thLargest Gambling Industry: 951stLargest Retail Industry: 1,020thMost Influential: 1,031stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,559thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,691stMost Corrupt Governments: 1,798thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,481stLargest Black Market: 2,517thTop
Most Primitive: 3,543rdRudest Citizens: 4,090thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,626thMost Patriotic: 5,764thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,119thLargest Mining Sector: 6,221stBest Weather: 7,001stMost Secular: 7,254thHighest Average Incomes: 8,429thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,928thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,160thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,555thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,016thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,831stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,863rdTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,974thMost Efficient Economies: 14,205thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,233rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,858thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,526thHighest Economic Output: 16,722ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,659thLargest Governments: 20,641stMost Stationary: 21,081stMost Advanced Public Education: 21,259thLargest Welfare Programs: 21,462ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 24,841st
Largest Gambling Industry: 33rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 39th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 41st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 42nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 44th in the regionLargest Black Market: 52nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 69th in the regionMost Influential: 71st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 75th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 79th in the regionMost Primitive: 90th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 113th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 138th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 139th in the regionMost Patriotic: 145th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 208th in the regionBest Weather: 228th in the regionMost Secular: 235th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 249th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 262nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 269th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 296th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 302nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 329th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 334th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 371st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 371st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 382nd in the regionMost Stationary: 388th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 437th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 480th in the regionLargest Populations: 552nd in the regionLargest Governments: 561st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 568th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 590th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 614th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 668th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 751st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.
  • : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best.
  • : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors.
  • : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, the nation's gigantic air force is both respected and feared.
  • : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication.
  • : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, hordes of faceless civil servants are running cities.
  • : The Worst army of was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 256 » Tsunamy, Blaash, Aidenfieeld, Land Without Shrimp, Wehraboos, Beepee, Xandev, Hanguk-Nippon, Volaworand, Farengeto, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Sedunn, Amerion, Mapico, USNE2018, Jehenna, Curlyhoward, Bear Connors Paradiso, Bleakfoot, PenguinPies, Corgitopiaa, Bawkie, North Kanuckistan, Ebonhand, Kringalia, West Pastafaria, Anserisa, Nowa Europa, Ralphburg, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Unielvan Millorvium, Kiasu-ism, Aschenburg, Sthalrim, The Two Jerseys, The naked people, Zaelith, Privatore, Southern Numenor, Darakin, RestartAll, The Solar System Scope, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Theorin, Drystar, United Great Holy Empire, Maeiland, Oreo States, Soem, Yellunstryer, and 206 others.Nova Montron, Dankstergrad, Holy Free, Noire Denholm, Center Lisle, GI-Land, Dukin Donuts, South Caleblan, Marinho Islands, Andinla, Shefino, Grianal, Fasire, Isokenzar, Centristvill, Dirkistan, Itani, South Western Korea, Ancient Slobovia, United Rebellious States, Bumblegaria, Linden Oak, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Bohenia, Ullan, Antarctic Empires, Laamiva, Pax Dracon, Auphelia, Rad Asia, Obscure Sorrows, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Eastern Nyan, Doraya, Dereistic, Sanden, Noveos, Indolos, Madhonia, South Blossom, Quinta Caporales, Calistan, Walloonia, Rebel-topia, The Drakan Republic, Enplatia, Operahouse, Saint Cinder, Myness, Valdutz, Concrete Slab, Jammlandia, Tioloman, Drugged Monkeys, Sandaoguo, Myndia, Midand, Aoz, Western Fardelshufflestein, Tepertopia, Proctethia, Menesynchro, Enlightened Australasia, Phanama, Steviland, Canmore, Bod Wareenaland, Myhomecountry, Blondiesland, Holota, Treir, Truskawkoland, Arvan Irawer, Doundaly, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Unojo, NIGHTRAY, Shuckle Empire, Westenhald, Freedoom, Noimosini, Oxyliteral, Kiani, Ragabania, Kaleidescooptopia, Beblahbleblo, Independent State of Arstotzka, New Sanet, Danily, Uunited Islands, Linguiniland, Uvalor, Wallanda, Urumpia, Faria Thew, New Plant, Never was New England, Drew Durrnil, Great Marsinia, Saciu, Damn Frigid Wastelands, Yaravia, Al Madhaa, Malmsia, Eastern Cenland Anuicalica, Gonrati, Andrendia, Flaksis, Ambirich, Immund, Cereskia 2, The Haughtherlands, Arscanesia, Transtemporal Shifts, Ostavaria, A Place Somewhere, Achemar, Kanatian Percocet, Stephastan, Respackjakenrhace, Rectionk, Chernaya Zvezda, Banglazstrogaria, Sou Avida, Eltrora, Eleuthelrium, The Woragopiria, Ranra, Makinius, Elora Nation, Erstavik, Ever Testing, Willing Mind, Ipugao, Venezia Pacifica, Great Lothian, Flumenvallis, Berusturg, Mavenu, Donat Invadia, Kanskje, Isovet, Shintoese, Sharafi, Si-Llon, Figlandia, Tur Monkadzii, Gracca, Aurcania, Eastern Bahia, Bonobiana, Zataras, The Kies, Brazilian impero2, Goom Bay, Esterwood, Leighester, Monaque, North Pernambuco, Oppalli, Martiland, Forbidden Territories, Tupolov, New American Dictatorship, Leimarite Empire, Some Great Peope, The Island of Sorna, South Pernambuco, Thezan, Froshar, New Crownea, Auviantan Outh Islands, Idealismm, Kalilola, GERMAN EMPIER, Saint Roberts, The republic of Konsa, Lauramerica, Shoinkwishima, Prokuror, Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas, Doge Land, Petea, TescoPepsi, Fiparna, Max Siotto, Biwaki, Mnemnovia, Tyrantistica, Akimera, Alrone, Ariapolis01, Eggraria, Comfed, Kaldosky, Distalkis, Groblinus, Pentes, Gennaretia, Bistritza, Eae, Veromia, Fankuwo, Shadeth, Merevane, and Grablante.