The Federal Republic of Snahaba is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 3.126 billion Snahabis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Welfare, and Environment are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westerhout 50. The average income tax rate is 86.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Snahabi economy, worth 283 trillion Hot Wheels Race Drink Tutti Fruttis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming and Book Publishing. Average income is 90,643 Hot Wheels Race Drink Tutti Fruttis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People transfer their assets to bank accounts in Manamana before getting divorced, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, students eagerly await homework from their gaming class, and when their backs are against the walls Snahabis look out for gay men. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Snahaba's national animal is the Manatee, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Compulsory Atheism.

Snahaba is ranked 3,942^nd in the world and 102^nd in the South Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 7,084.93 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.