The Flag Is Finally Fixed of 7 Trees is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Michelle Butcher with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, aversion to nipples, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 6.017 billion 7 Treesians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tree City. The average income tax rate is 91.9%.

The frighteningly efficient 7 Treesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,064 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 176,888 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens spend more time learning about obscure religions than they do working, commercial pop radio occasionally features raccoon birthing sounds, the government is keeping a watch on all seeing eyes, and terrorism and assassination are tried-and-true methods of political activism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. 7 Trees's national animal is the Black Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

7 Trees is ranked 8,018^th in the world and 180^th in the South Pacific for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 91.95 Effective Tax Rate.