The Democratic Republic of Titanaria is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Man with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, pith helmet sales, and triple-decker prams. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 6.203 billion Titanarians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyojin. The average income tax rate is 82.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Titanarian economy, worth 768 trillion marks a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 123,918 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Racial and religious segregation has become rife as the various groups are loath to mingle, citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, and the nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Titanaria's national animal is the elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Titanaria is ranked 41,261^st in the world and 598^th in the South Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 123,918.41 Standard Monetary Units.