The Constitutional Monarchy of A3161 is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Doc with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 17.451 billion A3161ians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Law & Order, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bigburg. The average income tax rate is 13.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient A3161ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,855 trillion biscs a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 163,639 biscs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Craps take up a lot of time, Doc panders to nontraditional families, descriptions of properties as "a stone's throw from the city centre" require a trebuchet to be true, and foreign powers often deal with problems that A3161 can't handle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A3161's national animal is the vizsla, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

A3161 is ranked 5,538^th in the world and 180^th in the South Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 43.95 average smiles per day.