The Constitutional Monarchy of A3161 is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Doc with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 17.222 billion A3161ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bigburg. The average income tax rate is 10.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient A3161ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,738 trillion biscs a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 159,021 biscs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage, time flies when you're not having fun, the government is proudly free of crabs, and government ministers have eclectic tastes in curtains. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A3161's national animal is the vizsla, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

A3161 is ranked 4,405^th in the world and 114^th in the South Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 169 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.