The Golden Imperial Federation of PsiCorps is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by King Proselyte Cyril IV with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working population of 9.37 billion Epsilonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 90.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Epsilonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,287 trillion Epsilonian Yurions a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 137,450 Epsilonian Yurions, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's favourite colour is yellow (PsiCorps has found 1 easter egg), all work and no play makes King Proselyte Cyril IV a dull boy, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental, and this summer's chart-toppers sound almost the same as last year's. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PsiCorps's national animal is the Epsilonian Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodoxy.

PsiCorps is ranked 317,454^th in the world and 3,921^st in the South Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -8.39 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.