The Republic of Bohenia is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Apprai with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.005 billion Bohenians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quana. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bohenian economy, worth a remarkable 4,178 trillion Qins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 298,382 Qins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Life is somewhat repetitive, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, and election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bohenia's national animal is the Red Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Anime.

Bohenia is ranked 363^rd in the world and 14^th in the South Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 99.42 on the Human Development Index.