The Hegemony of HATRED AND BIGOTRY is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by John Hatred with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.749 billion Dudebroes are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wrath. The average income tax rate is 86.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient HATRED AND BIGOTRYian economy, worth 935 trillion Dollas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 340,369 Dollas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild, domestic fishermen fly the HATRED AND BIGOTRYian flag out of fear of being blown up, military instructors tire of being asked for another bedtime story by seven-year-old conscripts, and Goldilocks has found a lucrative career as a zoning consultant. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. HATRED AND BIGOTRY's national animal is the Enraged Keomyn, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Mysticism.

HATRED AND BIGOTRY is ranked 231,968^th in the world and 3,168^th in the South Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 172.05 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.