The Zombie of Evinea is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Santa Claus with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 10.817 billion Yvinyans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Evinean economy, worth a remarkable 2,986 trillion gold bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 276,088 gold bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, passwords to nuclear codes must now contain upper and lower case characters, anti-government web sites are springing up, and the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Yggdrassil. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evinea's national animal is the bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Athyism.

Evinea is ranked 324,581^st in the world and 4,063^rd in the South Pacific for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 19.72 on the Bus Surprisal Index.