The Local Councilcratic Republic of Evinea is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Kwame Mensah with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.333 billion Evineans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lacragos. The average income tax rate is 84.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Evinean economy, worth 257 trillion Evins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 192,816 Evins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The blind lead the blind in social welfare, the government keeps its thumb on the scales of justice, home renovation projects take decades to complete, and shady doctors seem to have impeccable records. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Evinea's national animal is the Evinean Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Evinea is ranked 255,692^nd in the world and 12,251^st in the South Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.83 crimes per hour.