The Pink of Evinea is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Santa Claus with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 10.699 billion Yvinyans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Evinean economy, worth a remarkable 2,910 trillion gold bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 272,004 gold bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work, Evinea is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, and Santa Claus's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evinea's national animal is the bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Athyism.

Evinea is ranked 18,385^th in the world and 430^th in the South Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,517.49 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.