The Freople of Soem is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Pyt Snarfulton with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 32.028 billion Soemeosy hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Administration, with Education, Industry, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Defense and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Snarf City. The average income tax rate is 3.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Soemeon economy, worth a remarkable 5,617 trillion Ideas a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 175,400 Ideas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Auditors are gutting every governmental department, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, and the government's economic policy is "sort it yourself". Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Soem's national animal is the Snarf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Soem is ranked 25,474^th in the world and 729^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 6,117.34 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.