The Federal Republic of Chillicothe is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by PM Andy Beshear with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 9.011 billion Chillicotheans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kansas City. The average income tax rate is 70.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Chillicothean economy, worth a remarkable 1,522 trillion Chillicothean Dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 168,984 Chillicothean Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms, the government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means, and CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chillicothe's national animal is the Panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chillicothe is ranked 5,781^st in the world and 153^rd in the South Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 147 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.