The Free Land of Linden Oak is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Rocket with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.915 billion Oakians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Angel. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Oakian economy, worth a remarkable 2,164 trillion Quercuses a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 136,028 Quercuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, and nude art is becoming wildly popular. Crime is totally unknown. Linden Oak's national animal is the Sciurus niger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Linden Oak is ranked 5,608^th in the world and 169^th in the South Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,158.66 pounds of wildlife per square mile.