The Optimal Federal Republic of Xandev is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Kartikeya Tomar with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, compulsory vegetarianism, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 10.547 billion Xandevians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Golden State. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Xandevian economy, worth a remarkable 2,677 trillion xandavian units a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 253,823 xandavian units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

"Mad Max: Returning Again to Barrydrome" is this year's unexpected summer blockbuster, scaffolding is built around scaffolding to give safe access, nude art is becoming wildly popular, and employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xandev's national animal is the white lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hinduism.

Xandev is ranked 270,769^th in the world and 12,653^rd in the South Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.23 crimes per hour.