The Rogue Nation of Truskawkoland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Great Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.133 billion Truskawkowians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bananowo. The average income tax rate is 84.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Truskawkolandian economy, worth 374 trillion strawberries a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 119,668 strawberries, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars, dreams of entering the Super League have been relegated to the history books, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, and most of the military's funding goes into researching space-age weaponry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Truskawkoland's national animal is the gold snail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Football.

Truskawkoland is ranked 262,090^th in the world and 12,413^th in the South Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.69 crimes per hour.