Yeet? Ebeneezer E
Largest Retail Industry: 2,872ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,469thMost Armed: 4,778th
The Federal Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population2.278 billion

Capitaldeerp city
LeaderEbeneezer E


The Federal Republic of Deerp is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Ebeneezer E with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.278 billion Deerpans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of deerp city. The average income tax rate is 45.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Deerpian economy, worth 432 trillion Derps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 189,693 Derps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Anti-government web sites are springing up, a degree in Ebeneezer E Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet, and citizens spend millions on microtransactions to feed virtual orphans while actual orphans starve overseas. Crime is totally unknown. Deerp's national animal is the dolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is E.

Deerp is ranked 220,974th in the world and 10,869th in the South Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 1.47 on the Hayek Index.

Largest Retail Industry: 2,872ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,469thMost Armed: 4,778thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,970thMost Influential: 5,127thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,383rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,673rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,746thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,696thFattest Citizens: 6,703rdMost Efficient Economies: 7,272ndRudest Citizens: 8,411thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,456thHighest Average Incomes: 8,489thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,489thLargest Mining Sector: 8,766thMost Inclusive: 8,803rdMost Rebellious Youth: 10,684thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,818thSmartest Citizens: 13,030thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,233rdTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 13,937thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,026thMost Patriotic: 14,410thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,866thHighest Food Quality: 15,078thNicest Citizens: 15,190thMost Developed: 15,279thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,984thLargest Governments: 16,648thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,747thMost Cultured: 16,821stMost Corrupt Governments: 18,544thLargest Black Market: 20,401stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21,542ndMost Advanced Public Education: 24,850th
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 78th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 83rd in the regionMost Armed: 106th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 110th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 114th in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 143rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 173rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 175th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 180th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 212th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 223rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 243rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 248th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 264th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 264th in the regionRudest Citizens: 267th in the regionLargest Black Market: 278th in the regionMost Inclusive: 303rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 313th in the regionMost Patriotic: 316th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 367th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 389th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 390th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 397th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 399th in the regionLargest Governments: 447th in the regionMost Developed: 463rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 483rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 488th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 513th in the regionMost Cultured: 518th in the regionNicest Citizens: 542nd in the regionMost Influential: 549th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 570th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 714th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 715th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 721st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 928th in the regionMost Average: 952nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 973rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 976th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 983rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,033rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1,037th in the regionMost Stationary: 1,069th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1,088th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1,104th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Deerp, citizens spend millions on microtransactions to feed virtual orphans while actual orphans starve overseas.
  • : Following new legislation in Deerp, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet.
  • : Following new legislation in Deerp, a degree in Ebeneezer E Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers.
  • : Following new legislation in Deerp, anti-government web sites are springing up.
  • : Deerp was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector and Smartest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Deerp, owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions.
  • : Following new legislation in Deerp, government bureaucrats devote many man-hours to trying to measure unquantifiables.
  • : Following new legislation in Deerp, Ebeneezer E's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader.
  • : Deerp voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Safe Disposal of Nuclear Waste".
  • : Following new legislation in Deerp, theories abound over why conspiracy theorists are being arrested.