The Principality of Detroxia is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 659 million Detroxians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Detroix. The average income tax rate is 68.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Detroxian economy, worth 77.9 trillion Myraniums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,260 Myraniums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Detroxian tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode, prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, and the television adaptation of Jennifer Government is the most popular program in the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Detroxia's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Detroxia is ranked 150,246^th in the world and 6,363^rd in the South Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 371.37 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.