The Socialist People's Republic of Myhomecountry is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by no one with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.634 billion Myhomecountryians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Capital. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Myhomecountryian economy, worth 490 trillion Papers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 135,103 Papers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet, the 'Museum Of Stuff We Stole' is a tourist favourite, it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers, and foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best. Crime is totally unknown. Myhomecountry's national animal is the Tick, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Myhomecountry is ranked 13,441^st in the world and 413^th in the South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 78.91 quips per hour.