It's better to butter a noodle than doodle a poodle. Grandmaster Chef Fallzangour
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 385thMost Influential: 772ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,948th
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West Pastafaria

Population4.789 billion

LeaderGrandmaster Chef Fallzangour

AnimalWild Spotted Collandar

The Most Serene Republic of West Pastafaria is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Grandmaster Chef Fallzangour with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.789 billion Pastafarians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strascinati. The average income tax rate is 79.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient West Pastafarian economy, worth 559 trillion Vermicellis a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 116,893 Vermicellis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is stuck in permanent election mode as politicians demand constant do-overs, many marriages go virtually unconsummated, jokes told in elementary school often come back to haunt politicians, and Grandmaster Chef Fallzangour's speeches are beloved by insomniacs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. West Pastafaria's national animal is the Wild Spotted Collandar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

West Pastafaria is ranked 11,318th in the world and 356th in the South Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,450.76 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 385thMost Influential: 772ndTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 4,948thMost Pacifist: 5,036thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,637thSafest: 6,619thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,817thNicest Citizens: 7,247thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,381stLargest Welfare Programs: 8,021stLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,130thMost Developed: 8,367thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,547thMost Inclusive: 8,733rdHighest Food Quality: 9,586thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,956thSmartest Citizens: 10,227thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,318thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,635thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,977thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,122ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,171stHealthiest Citizens: 12,226thMost Cultured: 12,374thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,830thBest Weather: 13,202ndTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 14,924thMost Secular: 16,202ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,211thLowest Crime Rates: 16,959thLargest Governments: 17,197thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,368thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,644thMost Efficient Economies: 22,817thMost Cheerful Citizens: 24,400thMost Subsidized Industry: 25,533rd
Most Influential: 45th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 54th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 179th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 180th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 190th in the regionSafest: 216th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 236th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 238th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 239th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 245th in the regionMost Developed: 250th in the regionNicest Citizens: 254th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 260th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 282nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 302nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 309th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 310th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 321st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 351st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 356th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 362nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 370th in the regionMost Cultured: 371st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 373rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 387th in the regionNudest: 391st in the regionBest Weather: 429th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 431st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 449th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 457th in the regionLargest Governments: 466th in the regionMost Secular: 490th in the regionMost Stationary: 506th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 511th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 569th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 588th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 605th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 612th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 690th in the regionLargest Populations: 696th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,096th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,121st in the region

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