The Republic of Abarri is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by President Ramón Aznar with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 19.613 billion Abarrians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ambarri. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Abarrian economy, worth a remarkable 3,909 trillion Abarrian pesos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 199,338 Abarrian pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Calls to prayer are the newest dog whistles, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, trolls insist that strings of racial slurs mean "good morning" in obscure languages, and religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention. Crime is totally unknown. Abarri's national animal is the black-necked swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Abarri is ranked 4,808^th in the world and 117^th in the South Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 8,417.57 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.