The מדינת ישראל of Chernaya Zvezda is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.469 billion ישראלים are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jerusalem. The average income tax rate is 66.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong ישראלי economy, worth 434 trillion Kesefs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 67,143 Kesefs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies, pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy, skateboarding is the only legal way to travel, and people often complain that they're going in circuitous routes all the time. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Chernaya Zvezda's national animal is the Eurasian griffon vulture, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Chernaya Zvezda is ranked 64,608^th in the world and 1,401^st in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 70.93 law-abiding acts per hour.