NATION

PASSWORD

Strength through intelligence Director General Magwitch
Most Scientifically Advanced: 516thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 678thLargest Information Technology Sector: 720th
The Technocratic Republic of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Noimosini

Population4.796 billion

CapitalErgastirio
LeaderDirector General Magwitch

CurrencyDollar
AnimalWolf

The Technocratic Republic of Noimosini is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Director General Magwitch with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, vat-grown people, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.796 billion Noimosinians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ergastirio. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Noimosinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,264 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 263,578 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has nearly as many history museums as Noimosinians, recognizing the Noimosinian flag qualifies you for citizenship, there's a hole in the heart of every Noimosinian city, and explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends. Crime is totally unknown. Noimosini's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Noimosini is ranked 7,275th in the world and 210th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 12,642.6 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Most Scientifically Advanced: 516thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 678thLargest Information Technology Sector: 720thMost Valuable International Artwork: 913thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,106thMost Inclusive: 1,189thMost Influential: 1,229thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,327thSmartest Citizens: 1,373rdNicest Citizens: 1,543rdMost Developed: 1,593rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,642ndHealthiest Citizens: 1,882ndHighest Food Quality: 1,935thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,949thMost Secular: 2,076thLowest Crime Rates: 2,681stTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,793rdMost Efficient Economies: 2,973rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,123rdLargest Governments: 3,264thHighest Average Incomes: 3,363rdMost Rebellious Youth: 3,863rdSafest: 4,197thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,594thMost Pacifist: 4,925thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,945thMost Cultured: 6,173rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,244thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,275thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,355thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,162ndMost Subsidized Industry: 9,345thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,483rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,221stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,779thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,078thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,256thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,303rdTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 14,530thHighest Economic Output: 16,185thMost Income Equality: 17,314thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 21,072ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25,836thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 26,116th
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 28th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 34th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 35th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 35th in the regionMost Inclusive: 40th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 42nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 45th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 47th in the regionMost Developed: 48th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 55th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 57th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 58th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 60th in the regionMost Secular: 62nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 76th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 82nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 82nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 84th in the regionLargest Governments: 87th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 97th in the regionMost Influential: 102nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 105th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 113th in the regionTop
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Safest: 128th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 129th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 130th in the regionMost Pacifist: 175th in the regionMost Cultured: 183rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 186th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 198th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 210th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 235th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 299th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 300th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 302nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 350th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 352nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 367th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 374th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 398th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 405th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 473rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 476th in the regionMost Stationary: 513th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 638th in the regionLargest Populations: 697th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 770th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 780th in the regionMost Income Equality: 878th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,167th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Noimosini, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends.
  • : Noimosini endorsed The Holy Empire of Dupanda.
  • : Following new legislation in Noimosini, there's a hole in the heart of every Noimosinian city.
  • : Noimosini was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Dupanda.
  • : Following new legislation in Noimosini, recognizing the Noimosinian flag qualifies you for citizenship.
  • : Following new legislation in Noimosini, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Noimosinians.
  • : Noimosini was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in Noimosini, too many hyper-intelligent chefs can spoil the allegorical broth.
  • : Following new legislation in Noimosini, pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security.
  • : Noimosini was endorsed by The Allied States of Driodal.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 222 » Unojo, Drystar, Auphelia, Marinho Islands, Holy Free, Blondiesland, Amerion, Beepee, Holota, Aidenfieeld, Corgitopiaa, Tepertopia, Bawkie, Land Without Shrimp, Bleakfoot, Wehraboos, PenguinPies, Nowa Europa, Treir, Concrete Slab, Pencil Sharpeners 2, NIGHTRAY, Rebel-topia, Pax Dracon, The Solar System Scope, Bear Connors Paradiso, Curlyhoward, Isokenzar, The Two Jerseys, Jehenna, The naked people, Kiasu-ism, Southern Numenor, Darakin, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Ancient Slobovia, Arvan Irawer, Center Lisle, Antarctic Empires, Nova Montron, Sedunn, Calistan, Abarri, Unielvan Millorvium, Westenhald, RestartAll, Rad Asia, Doundaly, Sanden, Blaash, and 172 others.Doraya, Ralphburg, Fasire, Sthalrim, Enplatia, South Caleblan, Shefino, Yellunstryer, Grianal, Maeiland, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Anserisa, Zaelith, Bumblegaria, Freedoom, Los Lonley Boys, North Kanuckistan, Herbert Island, Indolos, Myndia, The United Pirate Cities of Flotilla, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Menesynchro, Aoz, Myhomecountry, A leftover country, Oxyliteral, Bohenia, Aschenburg, Jammlandia, Steviland, Itani, Andinla, Western Fardelshufflestein, Canmore, Enlightened Australasia, Dirkistan, Ullan, Volaworand, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, South Western Korea, New Qafedemar, Hanguk-Nippon, Farengeto, Myness, South Blossom, Proctethia, Ebonhand, Katikstan, Sandaoguo, Uvalor, Rhayna, Skaladoria, Mauricean Islands, The Stolen Lands, Truskawkoland, Dovan Con Kabizzores, Kaleidescooptopia, FreeFishers, Beblahbleblo, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Danily, Anatasha, Drew Durrnil, West Pastafaria, Saciu, Damn Frigid Wastelands, Tsunamy, Yaravia, Kringalia, Privatore, Eddonia, Shuckle Empire, Nomayuki, Andrendia, Eastern Cenland Anuicalica, Seccuste, Las Puentes, GERMAN EMPIER, Constabul, Barkorth, Shintoese, Decht, Nehemia, Great Marsinia, Evaburn, Ostavaria, Gonrati, Geekvia, Flaksis, Bod Wareenaland, Immund, Cereskia 2, Ambirich, The Haughtherlands, Piscantium, Arscanesia, PsiCorps, Transtemporal Shifts, Tyflugian, Raidener, Insulae libertatis, Modelna, Erstavik, America Gone Wrong, A Place Somewhere, Achemar, Venezia Pacifica, Kanatian Percocet, Stephastan, Malmsia, Chernaya Zvezda, Cucutenium, Sou Avida, Great Jahar, Eleuthelrium, Valansten, Pavel420, Quinta Caporales, Makinius, Ever Testing, Willing Mind, Ipugao, Great Lothian, Berusturg, Mavenu, Donat Invadia, Linguiniland, Isovet, Aurcania, Eastern Bahia, The Kies, Flumenvallis, TemmieLand, Goom Bay, Esterwood, Zanforadon, Leighester, North Pernambuco, Oppalli, Martiland, South Pernambuco, Brazilian impero2, Paganan, New American Dictatorship, Leimarite Empire, Kremony, Froshar, Auviantan Outh Islands, Saint Roberts, The republic of Konsa, Cilibia, Lauramerica, Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas, TescoPepsi, Biwaki, New Sanet, Mnemnovia, Tyrantistica, Distalkis, Kaldosky, Antwerpen1, Eae, Bistritza, Shadeth, Merevane, ARIAPOLIS01, LadyRebels, Gennaretia, Celsia, Driodal, and Dupanda.

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