The Technocratic Republic of Noimosini is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Director General Magwitch with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, vat-grown people, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.796 billion Noimosinians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ergastirio. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Noimosinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,264 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 263,578 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has nearly as many history museums as Noimosinians, recognizing the Noimosinian flag qualifies you for citizenship, there's a hole in the heart of every Noimosinian city, and explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends. Crime is totally unknown. Noimosini's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Noimosini is ranked 7,275^th in the world and 210^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 12,642.6 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.