The Democractic Nation of Eastern Juble Lux is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Ione Paun with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.258 billion Eastern Juble Luxians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Opulent Underground. The average income tax rate is 67.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Eastern Juble Luxian economy, worth 128 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,114 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination, government officials are held to the highest standard of morality, skateparks can be found in every city, and debate rages over whether ground fish guts can be spread on fields. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern Juble Lux's national animal is the panther and its national religion is Atheism.

Eastern Juble Lux is ranked 44,707^th in the world and 1,091^st in the South Pacific for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 94.37 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.