The Moshpit of Moreana is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bruce Tobias Harris with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 19.187 billion Moreanans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Walrussia. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Moreanan economy, worth a remarkable 3,245 trillion kisses a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 169,130 kisses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

History lessons resemble a who's-who and how's-how of crime, psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests, the holidays begin with the traditional exchanging of aspirin, and a little love goes a long way claim Moreanan news. Crime is totally unknown. Moreana's national animal is the walrus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Rock'n'roll.

Moreana is ranked 320,007^th in the world and 3,978^th in the South Pacific for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.