In our dominus we trust
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 742ndMost Influential: 1,314thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,521st
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Population4.268 billion

LeaderThe Dominus


The Dictatorship of Myness is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Dominus with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.268 billion Mynessians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mypolis. The average income tax rate is 90.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Mynessic economy, worth 313 trillion mynors a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Trout Farming industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 73,345 mynors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials, human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity, and banana distribution among collective farm workers is an important topic in public discourse. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Myness's national animal is the calamander, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Myness is ranked 64,089th in the world and 3,065th in the South Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 53.95 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 742ndMost Influential: 1,314thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,521stMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,877thBest Weather: 4,434thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,840thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,571stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,042ndMost Beautiful Environments: 7,845thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,043rdHealthiest Citizens: 8,193rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,116thMost Pacifist: 9,614thSafest: 9,693rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,820thLowest Crime Rates: 10,260thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,266thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,726thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,032ndHighest Food Quality: 12,036thMost Inclusive: 12,708thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 15,570thNicest Citizens: 17,204thLargest Governments: 19,612thMost Compassionate Citizens: 20,878thMost Cultured: 22,858thMost Patriotic: 25,165thMost Corrupt Governments: 26,933rd
Most Influential: 110th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 111th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 112th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 118th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 123rd in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 138th in the regionBest Weather: 143rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 211th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 258th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 260th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 262nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 267th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 281st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 308th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 319th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 329th in the regionSafest: 332nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 374th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 397th in the regionMost Inclusive: 451st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 480th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 528th in the regionLargest Governments: 531st in the regionMost Patriotic: 554th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 590th in the regionMost Stationary: 606th in the regionNicest Citizens: 615th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 698th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 745th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 750th in the regionLargest Populations: 806th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 810th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 867th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 894th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 910th in the regionMost Developed: 949th in the regionMost Secular: 967th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1,051st in the region

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