Population | 8.239 billion |
Capital | Mypolis |
Leader | The Dominus |
Currency | mynor |
Animal | calamander |
The Dictatorship of Myness is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by The Dominus with an iron fist, and notable for its national health service, pith helmet sales, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, cynical population of 8.239 billion Mynessians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mypolis. The average income tax rate is 93.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Mynessic economy, worth 799 trillion mynors a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming and Tourism. Average income is 97,015 mynors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Mynessians teach life's not worth a damn 'til you can shout out 'I am what I am', hell is not always other people, advertisers scramble to sponsor the broadcast of The Dominus's most personal functions, and aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Myness's national animal is the calamander, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Myness is ranked 28,753rd in the world and 385th in the South Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,390.5460892166 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Myness was endorsed by The Democratic States of Eriaco.
- : Myness was endorsed by The Democratic States of Ductape.
- : Myness was endorsed by The Kingdom of Sedunn.
- : Myness was endorsed by The Protectorate of Mercian Legions.
- : Myness was endorsed by The Federation of Greater Fennovia.
- : Myness was endorsed by The United States of Poguelands.
- : Myness was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Qadiworka.
- : Myness was endorsed by The Constitutional Empire of Stelmund.
- : Myness was endorsed by The Borderlands of Kaumudeen.
- : Myness was endorsed by The Free Land of Genoxelande.
World Assembly
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