The Dracocracy of Theorin is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Bridei with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 32.686 billion Draconi are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Draco. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Draconin economy, worth an astonishing 11,418 trillion Crystals a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 349,351 Crystals, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists soak their luggage in boiling water before unpacking, the saying "when pigs fly" has been changed to "when the lights work", passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, and a positive GPA is all it takes to get an elite education. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Theorin's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Dragonoph.

Theorin is ranked 330,538^th in the world and 4,150^th in the South Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -20.51 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.