The Peoples Republic of Salessll is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by President Jacob Hali with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, devotion to social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 11.42 billion Salans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Administration, although Education, Environment, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tocktockwo. The average income tax rate is 33.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Salan economy, worth a remarkable 1,978 trillion Zelmas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 173,279 Zelmas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Salessll has been greatly criticised for its isolationist policies, local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food", increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, and an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time. Crime is totally unknown. Salessll's national animal is the Black Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Salessll is ranked 17,074^th in the world and 223^rd in the South Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 173,279.01 Standard Monetary Units.