The Matriarchy of Danily is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Dani with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.571 billion Danilyians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Honey Badger City. The average income tax rate is 61.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Danilyian economy, worth 442 trillion Danimarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,708 Danimarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, lending money has become a major liability, citizens ask "how many crooks could a nunchuck hook if a nun had nunchucks too?", and most citizens in Danily are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government. Crime is totally unknown. Danily's national animal is the Honey Badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Danily is ranked 229,901^st in the world and 11,155^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -14.67 on the Hayek Index.