The United Socialist States of Bluejam is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Asahi CHAN with a fair hand, and remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, keen interest in outer space, and conspicuous electricity pylons. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.841 billion Bluejamians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liscau am Rheinus. The average income tax rate is 86.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bluejamian economy, worth 262 trillion MOPS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 142,298 MOPS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, and cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bluejam's national animal is the Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bluejam is ranked 7,505^th in the world and 215^th in the South Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.62 percentage of bribes refused.