The Divine Owl of Aidenfieeld is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Aliand Methinhein with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.207 billion Aidenfieeldians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Annville. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Aidenfieeldian economy, worth a remarkable 1,892 trillion Aidenfieeldian Banks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 116,759 Aidenfieeldian Banks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament, mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found, ample hospital parking is half-filled by the luxury cars of hospital managers, and schoolchildren on field trips are asked what torture means to them. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aidenfieeld's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Aidenfieeld is ranked 1,872^nd in the world and 57^th in the South Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 187.15 cheeks turned per day.