Rebeltopia: Land of the crazy and home of the deranged
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 229thMost Influential: 549thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,161st
The Crazy Old Man of
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Population20.684 billion

LeaderJason Dowling
FaithYay For Cake


The Crazy Old Man of Rebel-topia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Jason Dowling with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.684 billion Rebel-topians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warner. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Rebel-topian economy, worth a remarkable 2,726 trillion Deutschy-Markies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 131,804 Deutschy-Markies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Big Brother is still watching even when your big brother is dead, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, almost all products in Rebel-topia are hand-crafted due to strict employment laws, and the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rebel-topia's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Yay For Cake.

Rebel-topia is ranked 32,590th in the world and 1,597th in the South Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 69.71 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 229thMost Influential: 549thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,161stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,786thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,463rdLowest Crime Rates: 2,634thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,993rdBest Weather: 3,429thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,454thSafest: 3,463rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,579thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,889thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,259thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,443rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,679thLargest Governments: 4,909thHealthiest Citizens: 5,411thMost Devout: 6,321stHighest Economic Output: 6,466thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,494thMost Developed: 6,558thMost Cultured: 7,610thMost Patriotic: 7,676thLargest Populations: 9,138thHighest Food Quality: 9,251stHighest Poor Incomes: 10,295thMost Efficient Economies: 10,322ndSmartest Citizens: 13,191stTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 15,078thMost Stationary: 15,366thMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,101stHighest Average Incomes: 21,008th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 28th in the regionMost Influential: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 39th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 49th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 55th in the regionLargest Populations: 76th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 78th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 81st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 91st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 95th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 101st in the regionBest Weather: 104th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 105th in the regionSafest: 107th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 113th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 127th in the regionMost Devout: 127th in the regionLargest Governments: 127th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 132nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 172nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 180th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 181st in the regionMost Developed: 201st in the regionMost Cultured: 230th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 274th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 287th in the regionMost Stationary: 295th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 298th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 331st in the regionNudest: 399th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 404th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 516th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 538th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 826th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 935th in the regionMost Inclusive: 1,024th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1,059th in the region

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