The Republic of Qaweritoyu is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by President Christopher Elliott with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.802 billion Qans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alton City. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The thriving Qaz economy, worth a remarkable 2,979 trillion Dropiras a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an impressive 125,187 Dropiras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, maximum security Qaz subway stations inspire prison systems around the world, money grows on trees, and a traveller who once stubbed a toe on an Air Brancaland flight has been offered asylum. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Qaweritoyu's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Qaweritoyu is ranked 313,896^th in the world and 5,062^nd in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -19.22 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.