The Chocolate Covered Digestives of Fortisbellator is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Kaiser Friedrich II with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.301 billion Fortisians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kronenfeld. The average income tax rate is 69.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Fortisian economy, worth 965 trillion Eastern Obiljes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,305 Eastern Obiljes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Businesses are scrambling to adapt to the government's mandate that 'time and measurement no longer exist', a mountain of discarded sofas and beds is incinerated every day, drunk drivers are sentenced to death, and almost all products in Fortisbellator are hand-crafted due to strict employment laws. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fortisbellator's national animal is the black eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is secularism.

Fortisbellator is ranked 41,885^th in the world and 635^th in the South Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 62,166.89 Standard Monetary Units.