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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 580thMost Influential: 1,097thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,239th
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Population4.389 billion

FaithState Atheism


The Republic of Laamiva is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.389 billion Laamivans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kuressaare. The average income tax rate is 75.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Laamivan economy, worth 400 trillion rubiins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 91,221 rubiins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Interest in globalism never flags, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records, and disaster relief budgets are growing like wildfire. Crime is totally unknown. Laamiva's national animal is the rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Laamiva is ranked 219,701st in the world and 10,918th in the South Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 2.28 crimes per hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 580thMost Influential: 1,097thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 4,239thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,767thMost Secular: 5,786thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,450thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,161stNicest Citizens: 11,474thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,952ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,131stTop
Best Weather: 13,992ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,042ndMost Advanced Public Education: 14,356thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,561stMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,813thMost Inclusive: 16,937thMost Developed: 18,121stHighest Food Quality: 18,307thSmartest Citizens: 18,667thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,043rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,874thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,497thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 21,895thMost Cultured: 21,957thHighest Drug Use: 22,104thMost Rebellious Youth: 23,208thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24,374thMost Pacifist: 24,579thMost Subsidized Industry: 24,639thMost Scientifically Advanced: 25,011thMost Politically Free: 26,160th
Most Influential: 82nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 98th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 124th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 180th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 187th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 194th in the regionMost Politically Free: 275th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 289th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 357th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 381st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 402nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 410th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 410th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 411th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 433rd in the regionBest Weather: 459th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 522nd in the regionMost Developed: 540th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 553rd in the regionMost Stationary: 561st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 568th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 569th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 580th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 610th in the regionMost Inclusive: 624th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 624th in the regionTop
Highest Food Quality: 632nd in the regionMost Cultured: 677th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 720th in the regionLargest Governments: 743rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 753rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 762nd in the regionLargest Populations: 769th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 799th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 906th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 950th in the regionMost Pacifist: 988th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1,131st in the region

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