The Democratic Republic of Indolos is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Federal Council of Indolos with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, humorless population of 14.326 billion Indolls have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jaipur. The average income tax rate is 19.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Indolosian economy, worth a remarkable 2,632 trillion Rupees a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 183,740 Rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Stale 'yo mamma' insults have been replaced by 'your maternal DNA' insults, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations, and the latest national park is visited by more sharks than people. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Indolos's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Indolos is ranked 39,612^th in the world and 488^th in the South Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,260.49 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.