The Free Land of Crazzy is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, digital currency, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 783 million Crazies love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of not that crazy. The average income tax rate is 76.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Crazy economy, worth 93.0 trillion crazies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,832 crazies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, colleges adhere to rigid ethnic quotas for admissions, and anti-government web sites are springing up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazzy's national animal is the none, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crazzy is ranked 30,177^th in the world and 508^th in the South Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 74,951.72 Standard Monetary Units.