The Colony of Von Mor is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Von de Darkian with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, otherworldly petting zoo, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 1.836 billion VonMorians are prohibited from doing almost everything but make sure no one in government gets away with anything either.

The enormous, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vonkard. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient VonMorian economy, worth 286 trillion Vonkers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 156,238 Vonkers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Devout parents encourage their children to play on the street, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside, and quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Von Mor's national animal is the Bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Vanmorgism.

Von Mor is ranked 302,333^rd in the world and 3,739^th in the South Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -7.85 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.