The Nomadic Peoples of Hajhaf is a huge, genial nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 797 million Hajhafis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of kAarkor. The average income tax rate is 37.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Hajhafian economy, worth 18.7 trillion Everythings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is 23,402 Everythings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Schoolchildren on field trips are asked what torture means to them, there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold, the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita, and criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat. Crime is totally unknown. Hajhaf's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hajhaf is ranked 258,548^th in the world and 1,657^th in the South Pacific for Largest Populations, with 797 million capita.