The Militarist Republic of The Filippinas is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Marshal Lakarda Altarehos with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 11.578 billion Pinasans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mynila. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Pinasan economy, worth a remarkable 3,497 trillion Pinasan Casings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 302,096 Pinasan Casings, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

Public shaming has become the favoured form of punishment, prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks, and the government raises tariffs on a weekly basis. Crime is totally unknown. The Filippinas's national animal is the Aguila, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Filippinas is ranked 21,260^th in the world and 384^th in the South Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 89,009.02 Standard Monetary Units.