The United Socialist States of Freedom and welfare is a very large, genial nation, notable for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, democratic population of 280 million Free peoples are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 78.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Freedom and welfarean economy, worth 4.33 trillion grams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 15,449 grams, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military units are often seen arguing over which one is truly favored by the gods, Freedom and welfare has designated Freedom and welfare City as its capital city, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, and Leader claims to be the epitome of family values. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Freedom and welfare's national animal is the Ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Freedom and welfare is ranked 251,636^th in the world and 3,580^th in the South Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 14,867.56 Standard Monetary Units.