The Provincial Republic of Berijonwa is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by John II with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, triple-decker prams, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 3.981 billion Berijonwans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jurtonia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.6%.

The thriving Berijonwan economy, worth 340 trillion kayhs a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 85,613 kayhs, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Agricultural employees work for peanuts, politicians no longer click with dating app matches, the atmosphere in Berijonwan boardrooms is turning more gay, and online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Berijonwa's national animal is the donkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Berijonwa is ranked 44,744^th in the world and 870^th in the South Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 73 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.