The Godforsaken Anarchy of Anarco Argentina is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Severino Di Giovanni with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 1.756 billion Argentinans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Adán Buenos Ayres. The average income tax rate is 57.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Argentinan economy, worth 381 trillion Pesos a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 217,496 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests, "Idol-Worship for the Apathetic" workshops are cancelled when no-one bothers to show up, and funny-looking kids are stood at the front of the classroom for everybody to point and laugh at. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Anarco Argentina's national animal is the Hippocamelus Bisulcus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is fútbol asado y vino.

Anarco Argentina is ranked 337,529^th in the world and 15^th in Anarco Argentina for Most Pacifist, with 3 cheeks turned per day.